Sting said;
Sometimes in life you feel the fight is over
But after this fight, I feel my life is over
After so many drunk-dials gone wrong, I promised to stay sober
No more shall I go through such abyss, no sir
That was last Christmas, now even my promises don’t know where my hopes are
I stayed strong as I could, but within me was a poser
Still kept that photo in my wallet, my beloved poster
I shot my soul, with a weapon from my own holster
Too much whisky, yes, too much mimosa
Every night, my therapist and I became closer
As I search for an elevator with a lean posture
I remember I left my keys in her Range Rover
Now my brain hovers
Another drunk-dial? Another what? No sir
I’d rather not ride that same roller coaster
So I’ll sleep in the lobby, the couch’s my new lover
Can I help you? Said the concierge. No sir
You look like your life’s over
I reply, That’s what Sting said. Haha
Good thing I still have my irreparable sense of humor
– Andreá Feliini